Saturday, April 16, 2011

“Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rolling it must increase.”- Charles Caleb Colton

New Course: Ph. D in Corruption
Duration 5 years (Part time course)
University of New Delhi
(Branches in all the State capitals)
Requirements for students:
1. Age: 18+ years
2. Education: Minimum 8th Grade. Maximum 40% marks in all exams. Scholars are not allowed.
3. Other essentials: Contacts with underworld, mafia, terrorists and builders.
Ownership of Illicit liquor brewery, matka joints, night club, and Swiss bank account.
Experience in smuggling of weapons, managing a sugar factory, managing a sports event & grabbing Government land will be added advantage.
Must get elected (by hook or crook) to Parliament or State Assembly.

Fees: 50% of what you make in these 5 years, to be deposited in our Swiss Bank Ac.
Faculty: Fabulously rich politicians, ministers and Government Servants.
(Minimum assets 500 Crores each)
Vice Chancellor: S P (Pune)
Dean of College: S K (Pune)
Associate Dean A R: (Chennai)

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