A
judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What
are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and
a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running
by."
"No,"
he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is
made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he
continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and
uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she
replied,
"We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again, "is
there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and
daughter have stereo sets.
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am,
does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about
twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the
judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"
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