A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously
imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and
sees him. "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing?
I've known you for over fifteen years and I've never seen you take a drink
before. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot
glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best
friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot
eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! He is!"
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