Showing posts with label Couple Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Couple Jokes. Show all posts

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason Quotes

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers.

That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.


“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on Mother-In-Law

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The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up.

The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order", make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral.  He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.

"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor. His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think I'll go and live with my mother-in-law."

Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, "Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your mother-in-law?"

"Because it'll be the longest six months of my life!"

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“Good death is its own reward.”- Joke, Cartoon, Quote on Diamond

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A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Masterson diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Masterson."

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“A pretty face Never Hurts a Sale.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on Cheque Book

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    A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

        The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

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