A
Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of
US$10,000,000.00.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing US$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer: "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing US$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer: "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The
lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you are talking
about."
The
Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says:
"Ask
him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my Cousin Bruno's house.”
The lawyer signs to Guido: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my Cousin Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "What did he say?"
The
lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
Don’t you just love lawyers?
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