"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ~Milton Berle

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

        'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

        I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

        We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

        'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.

        ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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