"If you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately." Gerry Mulligan

A GUJARATI having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother. Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style.

God is very pleased with his prayer, and............

Grants him one wish........... Just one!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Gujarati says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond  around on my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hills.'

GOD: Damn it! I still have a lot to learn from these Gujarati's.

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