Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to
operate on. The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color-coded. The third surgeon says: No, I really
think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical
order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: You're
all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the
ass are interchangeable.
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