One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, 'I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.'
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Patrick.'
The Teacher said, 'Sorry Sean, that's not correct.' Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.' The Teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.'
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, 'It was Jesus Christ.' The teacher said, 'that’s absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5.'
As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, 'You know, Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ '.
Marvin Replied, ‘Well. In my Heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.