“Stupidity has a crazy sense of humor and timing, which can even solve most difficult of the situations.”

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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:  Cooter, Ray and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ray says, "Well, somebody's gotta go and tell his wife."

Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, Donnie comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ray says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Ray replies.

"That's unbelievable," says Ray. "You told that lady her husband is dead, and she gives you a case of beer?" "Well, not exactly," says Donnie. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken...  I ain't a widow."

Then I said, "I'll bet a case of Budweiser you are."

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