A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Parliament that included many Politicians.
One of the Politicians quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked her and started to leave. The Politician said, "I'm a Politician and representative of your constituency, and I hope you'll vote for me in the coming election."
She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"