I see a lot of similarity between our wives and our news channels. Not sure who got motivated from whom. Or the news channels treat their society/customers as their husbands. Let's start with the comparison.
They are pretty good in finding the negative things.
They are good in comparing.
They are all good in criticizing.
They are awesome in convincing it as your fault.
They never appreciate positive things.
They are never satisfied, they need always more and better.
They are the best in confusing you. They can do it from wherever you stand.
They always tell they do not know anything about it, but they know it the best.
They are good in pulling the truck of doing what is not expected or of them.
I sometimes feel they are the real magicians.