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“Only Evidence can make to impossible.”-Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Politics

Drunk talking funny Cartoon
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when wrong.

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“We always forget that tradition is/was a necessity by requirement.”- Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Vietnam War

Mistakes of Tradition funny Cartoon


In the early 60's an American reporter going around pre-war Vietnam was surprised to see a peasant riding a donkey while his wife, loaded down with bundles, trudged several yards behind. Shocked at this lack of chivalry, the American approached the Vietnamese and asked, "Aren't you ashamed to ride this donkey while your poor wife walks behind carrying all those goods?"

"Tradition!" said the Vietnamese, holding up an admonitory finger; "Tradition!"

Came the Vietnam War, and the reporter was back again as a war correspondent of his New York newspaper. Walking along a village road one evening he came across the same peasant he had met a few years earlier. While the man was still riding his donkey, this time his wife walked several yards in front.

"I thought tradition demanded that your wife should be walking behind you," said the American. "Why the change?"

And the Vietnamese replied with a shrug, "Land mines!"

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“Quest for some things are never justified.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on Military

Military Budget and Advancements Very Funny Humor Cartoon Jokes
The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass.

This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease.

To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or Retreat?"

The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and answers, "Yes."

The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes what?"

The computer instantly replies, "Yes, sir!"

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