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“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on Mother-In-Law
The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had
only 6 months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during
a recent physical check-up.
The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order",
make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place
for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of
his life, to the fullest.
"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor. His
patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think I'll go and live
with my mother-in-law."
Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, "Of all people, why in the
would you want to live with your mother-in-law?"
"Because it'll be the longest six months of my life!"
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Comedy, Quotes on Woman, Women Shopping Idea Cartoon
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on Potential
Many
years ago two salesmen were sent by a British shoe manufacturer to Africa to
investigate and report back on market potential.
The
first salesman reported back, "There is no potential here - nobody wears
shoes."
The
second salesman reported back, "There is massive potential here - nobody
wears shoes."
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potential, Crazy Comedy on shoe manufacturer, Joke on British, Wearing Shoes Humor
Comedy, Quotes on opportunity, Laid off Cartoon
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